Having Good Hygiene Attracts the Ladies

Look good, smell pleasant, get laid. That’s how it’s done. You can walk into any bar and if you pay attention to the guys with poor hygiene, you’ll notice none of them are attracting women. The men that clearly take care of themselves have women to their sides. Personal hygiene is something your Momma should have taught you when you were a kid. To be honest, I shouldn’t even have to give you this advice. Yet so many guys fail to take care of themselves physically, and then wonder why women don’t want their cock. Don’t be lazy. Take care of yourself. And follow my advice…

smelling pleasant

smelling pleasant

Why are you so afraid of showering?

You’re not the Wicked Witch of the West – you won’t melt from water. Take a shower (not a bath) before you head out to the bar (or wherever it is you’re going). Use a bar of soap, shampoo, and body wash. Just don’t use any of that gay fruit scented body wash or you’ll smell like a chick – and probably attract dudes. So unless you’re looking to take it up the ass (not that there’s anything wrong with that), make sure you smell manly. I have an old friend that would almost always show up to the bars smelling like a rotted vagina. He had horrible B.O. Coincidentally, I don’t think I ever saw him talk to a girl. Hmm…

Acne = Turnoff

If acne has always been a problem with you, I’d go see a dermatologist. If you’re too poor or too lazy to see one, there are some over-the-counter products you can buy. Check out Proactiv’s website. Their acne treatment products are highly effective. Acne turns women off. You need to have clear skin if you’re going to get laid.

Bad Breath

Bad breath is the leading cause of chronic masturbation

I conducted my own survey of 300 million people and came to the conclusion that bad breath leads to chronic masturbation. Of the 300 million people I interviewed on my own, 100% of the ones with bad breath were unable to get laid and, thus, are forced to jack off instead. In all seriousness, women will not kiss a guy with bad breath or yellow/dirty teeth. It’s a total turnoff.

You can’t fix crooked teeth, save for the help of a dentist. Women aren’t always turned off by that because they understand it’s not your fault. But dirty or yellow teeth is your fault and should be corrected. Having dirty teeth shows women you’re too lazy to brush them daily. And if you’re too lazy to brush your teeth, you’re probably just a lazy bum in general. Don’t shoot the messenger – I’m just speaking from a woman’s viewpoint. If your teeth are dirty, try Crest Intensive Professional Effects Whitestrips. They’re not very expensive and can whiten your teeth within seven days.

Women don’t dig men that can’t take care of themselves. Smelling bad, having acne and dirty teeth is a complete turnoff. You’re not getting laid unless you have proper hygiene. It’s not difficult to brush your teeth, shower, and slap on some deodorant every day. If you can’t do that, personally I think you’re a lazy bastard and I don’t really give a shit if you can’t get laid. You have to do what the rest of us guys do – work for the pussy.